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How do you call this place?

Two blondes were on holiday in Navajo country and they drove through a small township called 'Chihanchako'.

The one blonde turned to the other and said, “Gee how do ya pronounce that?”

The other one shrugged and said, “Maybe we can ask when we stop for lunch.”

So in the small township they stopped and walked into a fast food place where the first blonde said, “Excuse me but how do ya pronounce this place we’re in?”

The blonde girl behind the counter looked them both up and down, rolled her eyes, and said slowly “B–U–R–G–E–R – K–I–N–G”.

Blonde Wins a Raffle Prize

Bill, Michael, and their blonde friend Stacy were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Bill won the first prize: a whole year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

Michael won the second prize: six month’s supply of gourmet spaghetti.

Stacy won the sixth prize: a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Stacy asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

“Great,” said Michael. “I love spaghetti.”

“So do I,” said Brian. “And how’s the toilet brush, Stacy?”

“Not so good,” Stacy confided. “I’m going to have to go back to paper.”

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