Barman

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Puzzle Finished Fast

Three blondes walked into a bar and ordered a bottle of champagne.

“Celebrating something, ladies?” asked the barman.

They sat there debating who should tell him. Eventually the first blonde spoke.

“We’ve just finished a very difficult jigsaw in well under the time it said on the box.”

“Really?” asked the barman, “How long did it take you?”

“Six months”, said the second blonde.

“Oh?” said the barman.

“Yes” said the third blonde, “The box said three to four years.”

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