At the Bar

Jumping Off The Building

There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7 o’clock news.

The brunette said, “I bet you a beer that that woman will jump off that building.”

“Ok” replied the blonde.

Surely enough the woman did jump off the building.

“Ok you won, Budweiser or Miller light?” said the blonde.

Then the brunette confessed… “No you don’t owe me
anything, I cheated because I saw the 5 o’clock news earlier.”

The blonde said, “So did I, but I didn’t think she would do it again!”

Puzzle Finished Fast

Three blondes walked into a bar and ordered a bottle of champagne.

“Celebrating something, ladies?” asked the barman.

They sat there debating who should tell him. Eventually the first blonde spoke.

“We’ve just finished a very difficult jigsaw in well under the time it said on the box.”

“Really?” asked the barman, “How long did it take you?”

“Six months”, said the second blonde.

“Oh?” said the barman.

“Yes” said the third blonde, “The box said three to four years.”

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